Just as WooMe are looking to hire people to support their platform, I came across this quite humorous blog post by Steve Yegge on resume writing.
FTFA: Hence, many wank-filled resumes wind up looking, after the screeners have marked them up a bit, like this: "Senior wanker wanking for the Wank-Wank Institute of Wankology on the wank wank wank project during which I wanked successfully with seven other wanky wankers."
Visit: http://steve-yegge.blogspot.com/2007/09/ten-tips-for-slightly-less-awful-resume.html
